Pisces Zodiac Candle
This isn’t just a candle. It’s basically a horoscope that burns slowly in your living room while also making the air smell like you actually cleaned.
What it is:
A hand-poured soy wax candle made in the USA, dressed up for Pisces season. It’s sustainable (because it’s 100% soy wax, not some petrochemical knockoff), phthalate-free, and poured into a reusable glass jar. Available in an 11 oz jar and scents that range from “minty-oceanic escapism” to “citrusy-fig sophistication.”
Why you’ll actually use it:
Because Pisces are emotional deep-sea divers of the zodiac who need something grounding while they’re off reimagining their lives as an A24 movie. This candle functions as both aromatherapy and an inside joke—whether you’re a Pisces yourself or you just know one who cries during commercials.
On the Back (what the candle literally says):
"Ah dear Pisces, the dreamer of the zodiac, floating through life like you’re in some whimsical indie film, complete with a soundtrack of your own making. Your empathy is off the charts, but let’s be honest—you’ve got a tendency to get lost in your own fantasies, probably while staring at a wall, pondering the meaning of life. Just remember, while you’re off swimming in those emotional depths, it’s your creativity and intuition that make you uniquely magical—even if you sometimes need a map to find your way back!"
Quick specs:
- Non-Toxic & Eco-Friendly: Made with clean burning 100% food grade soy wax and finest fragrance oils for a cleaner, healthier burn
11 oz reusable glass jar
Multiple scents available
Made in the USA
Burn time: 65 hours, long enough for at least one existential crisis and its resolution
Bottom line:
It’s not just a gift—it’s a read, a roast, and a room-filler, all in one flame.
For the Pisces who deserves a candle that sees them more clearly than their therapist.
Made just for you by Good Bounty:
This thing doesn’t exist until you decide it should. We make it for you, right after you hit “order,” which is why it takes a little longer to arrive. Think of it as patience as a virtue—and also as a subtle rebellion against the mindless churn of overproduction. By buying something made on demand, you’re basically high-fiving the planet and quietly proving that conscious consumption can feel kind of cool.
Returns/Exchanges:
Each candle is made specifically for you, uniquely based on your choices at the time of checkout. Because of this personalized creation, returns aren’t really an option—think of it less as a restriction and more as a gentle reminder that your candle, is one-of-a-kind.