Don't Let the Bastards Get You Down Scented Candle
Because sometimes, the only thing you can control is the smell of your r.oom
What It Is:
A 20-hour burn time of pure defiance, this candle is more than just a source of light—it's a statement. Hand-poured with eco-friendly coconut apricot wax and infused with phthalate-free fragrance oils, it offers a clean, long-lasting burn. Choose from nine scents, including Lavender, Cinnamon Chai, and Cashmere Musk, each designed to soothe or energize, depending on your mood.
Why You'll Actually Use It:
Because life doesn't pause for your emotional breakdowns, and sometimes, you need a reminder that you're still standing. Whether it's a rough day at work or a personal setback, lighting this candle is a small act of rebellion against the chaos. It's a way to reclaim your space and your sanity, one flicker at a time.
Key Details:
Burn Time: Up to 20 hours
Wax: Eco-friendly coconut apricot blend
Scents: Nine options, including Midnight Blackberry, Fraser Fir, and Mango Coconut
Packaging: Minimalist glass jar with the bold statement: "Don't Let the Bastards Get You Down"
Ideal For: Gifting to friends who need a pick-me-up or treating yourself to a moment of peace
This isn't just a candle; it's a small act of defiance against the absurdity of life. It's a reminder that, no matter what, you're still here, and you're still fighting.
Made just for you by Good Bounty
This thing doesn’t exist until you decide it should. We make it for you, right after you hit “order,” which is why it takes a little longer to arrive. Think of it as patience as a virtue—and also as a subtle rebellion against the mindless churn of overproduction. By buying something made on demand, you’re basically high-fiving the planet and quietly proving that conscious consumption can feel kind of cool.
RETURNS/EXCHANGES
Each candle is made specifically for you, uniquely based on your choices at the time of checkout. Because of this personalized creation, returns aren’t really an option—think of it less as a restriction and more as a gentle reminder that your candle, is one-of-a-kind.