Carpe That Fucking Diem Iced Coffee Glass

Because sometimes the only thing standing between you and productivity is a little profanity and a lot of caffeine.
 
What It Is:
A 16oz clear tempered glass that turns your morning caffeine ritual into a manifesto. Because some days you don’t need gentle motivation — you need to be told, plainly and profanely, to get moving. The Carpe That Fucking Diem glass is equal parts beverage holder and battle cry, ideal for iced coffee, cold brew, or whatever liquid courage gets you through the day.
 
Why You’ll Actually Use It:
Because it’s hard to stay lazy when your drinkware is shouting at you in perfect typography. Durable enough for daily use (or the occasional spiral), this glass walks the line between practicality and provocation — reminding you that “seizing the day” doesn’t always have to look pretty, it just has to happen.
 
Key Details:
• 16oz clear tempered glass
• Made in the USA from globally sourced materials
• BPA-free, FDA-certified, and Prop 65 compliant
• Hand wash only
• Ideal for iced coffee, cocktails, or existential dread
 
For anyone who’s ever needed their drinkware to double as a life coach — blunt, impatient, and probably right.
 
This thing doesn’t exist until you decide it should. We make it for you, right after you hit “order,” which is why it takes a little longer to arrive. Think of it as patience as a virtue—and also as a subtle rebellion against the mindless churn of overproduction. By buying something made on demand, you’re basically high-fiving the planet and quietly proving that conscious consumption can feel kind of cool.